When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace: Volume 12 by Kota Nozomi

Author:Kota Nozomi [NOZOMI, KOTA]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: J-Novel Club
Published: 2025-01-20T00:00:00+00:00

It’s-a-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!

Whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa!

“Hello, hello, everyone!”

“Hey, there!”

“Boy, just look at us, Juu! We’re finally here!”

“We sure are, Hatoko!”

“We’ve always dreamed of performing in the M-1 Grand Prix finals, and we finally made it!”

“...Y-Yeah. Yup. We sure did.”

“...”

“...Wait, is it my line? O-Okay, Hatoko! I think it’s time for us to show off our super-duper funny comedy act, just like usual!”

“You know it! Our super-duper funny... Wait, stop raising the bar for us!” Thwap. “Come on, Juu! The higher you set their expectations, the harder it’ll be to live up to them!”

“Yeah...seriously. Anyway, wow! This sure is the finals, all right—just look at that crowd! A whole hall packed full of people, and a bunch of them are real beauties too! Look, there’s one beauty, and another beauty to her right...and another to her left, and—”

“Whaddya mean, her left?!” Thwap. “Come on, Juu, you can’t just turn partway through the row! If you’ve got one beauty sitting to the right of another beauty, then of course the second beauty’s gonna have another to her left!”

“Yeah. Yeah, she...she sure is.”

“By the way, Juu, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you about!”

“Oh? What is it, Hatoko?”

“So, I went to a restaurant the other day, and they brought me the wrong food! I would’ve felt bad about pointing out their mistake, though, so I didn’t say anything and just ate the dish they gave me instead.”

“Ahh, yeah, I know that feeling. You really should tell them when stuff like that happens, though.”

“I know! But it’s so hard sometimes!”

“Okay, then I’ll show you how it’s done! I’ll get that order sorted out lickety-split!”

“You don’t mind?”

“It’s all ju-right, because I’m Ju-rai!”

“Hmm. You’re in really good form today, huh? Okay, then, I’ll be the waitress, and you can be the customer... Wait, Juu, what’s wrong? I don’t think I’ve seen you scowl and blush at the same time like that before!”

“Yeah, it’s...it’s fine. I’m fine. Just a couple new emotional wounds I’ll have to work through someday...”

“Huh? Well, if you say so. Okay, let’s get started! So, umm... Did you need something, sir?”

“Yeah, sorry—this isn’t my order. I wanted the ‘mystery chef’s mystery omelet rice, topped with mystery demi-glace.’”

“That’s too many mysteries!” Thwap. “Way too many mysteries, Juu! How could you even tell if they served you the right dish at that point? It’s a mystery why anyone would even eat there! One more time, from the top! Did you need something, sir?”

“Yeah, sorry—this isn’t my order. I wanted the ‘stewed substances we found lying by the road.’”

“Oh, don’t you dare eat that!” Thwap. “You’re way too open to new culinary experiences, Juu! Why would you order something that nasty?! Is someone blackmailing you into it? Take three! Did you need something, sir?”

“Yeah, this isn’t my order. I wanted the ‘European-Japanese-American-Korean-Chinese-fusion curry.’”

“Now that’s a global dish!” Thwap. “You can’t fuse that many countries, Juu! It’d feel like a trip around the world in a single meal! And the fact that you didn’t have India on the list really says something about how the chef feels about curry!”

“.

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